Rats? No, Toddler. This is what happens when you own one….
Eva comes running out of her room this morning holding her broken torch.
Eva- Daddy, my torch broke.
Me- Did you drop it?
Me- How did it break?
Eva- It hit Williams head.
I shampooed the carpet of my car with glycol today.
(This story is based on real events that may or may not have been exaggerated and/or made up)
2am this morning I was woken by being kicked and loud screaming.
In a sleep deprive stupor I looked up to see Amy standing next to the bed sobbing. As her husband I did the right thing and asked “What’s wrong?”.
I was selling a Sony VAIO 4.5 on E-Bay and someone by the alias of David William bid and won the computer, then they sent a fake Paypal invoice. I thought I would play along and and see where it got me. In the end I got a $100 down payment out of the $1900, but it took a LOT of emails. I obviously didn’t overly value my time